DANNY IN A SUIT?! MINDY HIDING HER LEFT HAND AGAIN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS??
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
oh my god i would fucking kill her
i would have kicked her off the bridge and make her get me back my fucking phone and i dont care if it doesnt work anymore
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
This was fun. Photoshoot for a local designer last year.
STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”
THESE ARE SO GREAT
LOOK AT THE FLAGS AND TELL ME THEY DO NOT HYPNOTIZE YOU!
Elie Saab at Couture Fall 2008